my girlfriend.

my girlfriend is full blooded cherokee. when she starts getting cocky im like. get in the tent bitch. shes like, fine id rather sleep there, it takes me back...then i go out there four hours later with a gun and shoot her in the leg and say. get the...

running away frome home.

I tried to run away from home once. My stepdad was hitting me and my sister was raping me with a cucumber......after she removed the dirty vegetable from my sphincter, I decided enough was enough. and I decided to runaway from home...start a new life....

bedtime for me

Everyone talks in there sleep from time to time. But I do it every night. A few years ago I was asleep at my dads. He was sitting in the chair and i was on the couch. According to him I raised up...looked at a glass of tea sitting on the coffee table...

A day at my fathers house.

Hello everyone. I talk a lot about the things that i did as a child. Well now I'm going to share with you, a story about something that happened to me when I sixteen. So its just a bit more recent. I'm 19.                  Let me begin by saying...

my potty training experience

so..its been a while since ive posted anything...the creative juices have been floating..they just havnt given a fuck..haha anyhow. I was thinking about a story. Something completely and entirely true, that i could tell you guys. So here it is. I...

my new life

     so...I recently started a new life. I moved out of my mothers house, which is good because im only 19. Now i live in a city. I'm doing stand up comedy and playing shows with a band I met down here...all while taking classes from full saill...

The concept of the phrase "that is some fucked up shit"

            Everyone has used the phrase "that is some fucked up shit". And to me, that is such a profound thing to say as far as things to say go. And when you stop to think about it. When would saying that be appropriate. And I could only come up...

If toys could talk

        Last night I had a dream that toys could talk. I was chillin with my power rangers, ya know, kickin some alien ass. When my sisters barbie doll walked in the room lookin all sexy and shit. So I begin to think, I could do things to her and I...

My Crazy Fantasy

        As a human being, I have many fantasies that i would one day love to actually live out. For example, like any guy, I would love for a bus full of horny cheerleaders to pull up at my house and have a huge orgy with me. But most of my fantasies...

my compulsive humping disorder.

This is my first blog, or whatever you want to call this. So I thought I'd make my first one as crude and fucked up as i could, just to show you what youll have to look forward to. So, this is the story of my Compulsive Humping disorder.         As...