The concept of the phrase "that is some fucked up shit"

            Everyone has used the phrase "that is some fucked up shit". And to me, that is such a profound thing to say as far as things to say go. And when you stop to think about it. When would saying that be appropriate. And I could only come up...

If toys could talk

        Last night I had a dream that toys could talk. I was chillin with my power rangers, ya know, kickin some alien ass. When my sisters barbie doll walked in the room lookin all sexy and shit. So I begin to think, I could do things to her and I...

My Crazy Fantasy

        As a human being, I have many fantasies that i would one day love to actually live out. For example, like any guy, I would love for a bus full of horny cheerleaders to pull up at my house and have a huge orgy with me. But most of my fantasies...

my compulsive humping disorder.

This is my first blog, or whatever you want to call this. So I thought I'd make my first one as crude and fucked up as i could, just to show you what youll have to look forward to. So, this is the story of my Compulsive Humping disorder.         As...