Everyone talks in there sleep from time to time. But I do it every night. A few years ago I was asleep at my dads. He was sitting in the chair and i was on the couch. According to him I raised up...looked at a glass of tea sitting on the coffee table and said "bitch you fuckin love me." Baffled, my dad said, "Boy what the hell did you just say?"...and i repeated it.
Well just last night I was asleep on the couch and my sister was awake watching tv. Typical Friday night. We watched a movie, played a few games on the 360, then I passed out. She said I hadnt been asleep but maybe 15 minutes when I very angrily said....."you stupid mother fucker, if you ever do that shit again I'll slap you in the face with my dick."........I love it!!...even in my fucking sleep I say off the wall shit.
Well according to psychiatrists, I have a small problem. I forgot what they called it. But theres something wrong with me. I have rage built up, and since I'm generally a friendly person, I release it by saying things that most people wont say...I speak my mind, just in a different way...especially in my sleep. They said that in my sleep I become bolder. Im not scared to say anything. As crazy as the shit I say everyday is, I filter it...but when I'm asleep and dreaming, Im more open. And they say, judging by the things that Ive told them that I say, when I sleep, I get really horny...really, really horny. And since I cant remember the fucking name of the problem they said that I have....Im calling it...Restless Dick Syndrome..Dont fall asleep with me...you will be angrilly fucked.