Last night I had a dream that toys could talk. I was chillin with my power rangers, ya know, kickin some alien ass. When my sisters barbie doll walked in the room lookin all sexy and shit. So I begin to think, I could do things to her and I wouldn't really get in trouble. So I took her clothes off. Immediately she started screaming and yelling and blowing her fucking rape whistle. Soon my little army men came out and started shooting little plastic bullets at me. So I had to kill them. Then the power rangers started kicking my ass. I had to kill them to. After all of the super hero toys of mine had been killed, Ken came in the room and saw me on top of the naked, screaming barbie doll. And instead of getting angry like any other girls boyfriend would, he became aroused. He ripped off his pants, quickly caught a hard on...then raped the shit out of me...I have been fucked up about that all day long.