If toys could talk

        Last night I had a dream that toys could talk. I was chillin with my power rangers, ya know, kickin some alien ass. When my sisters barbie doll walked in the room lookin all sexy and shit. So I begin to think, I could do things to her and I wouldn't really get in trouble. So I took her clothes off. Immediately she started screaming and yelling and blowing her fucking rape whistle. Soon my little army men came out and started shooting little plastic bullets at me. So I had to kill them. Then the power rangers started kicking my ass. I had to kill them to. After all of  the super hero toys of mine had been killed, Ken came in the room and saw me on top of the naked, screaming barbie doll. And instead of getting angry like any other girls boyfriend would, he became aroused. He ripped off his pants, quickly caught a hard on...then raped the shit out of me...I have been fucked up about that all day long.

 

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  1. GiveMeAMelodyy

    You have a very crazy imagination, haha.

    December 21, 2011
    1. teejay_778

      haha yeah i know…im always coming up with crazy shit. I do stand up comedy. That post is actually one of the jokes that I tell.

      December 21, 2011
      1. GiveMeAMelodyy

        I love stand up! Haha I like it.

        December 21, 2011
        1. teejay_778

          haha.. if i ever get famous and end up on comedy central you should definately watch…or if i happen to end up in yer town or watever u shud go.

          December 21, 2011
          1. GiveMeAMelodyy

            My town is small.. Id watch you for sure!

            December 21, 2011
            1. teejay_778

              awesome!!….so would you say that youre a fan??

              December 21, 2011
              1. GiveMeAMelodyy

                So far im a fan.

                December 21, 2011
  2. withwings

    Funny thing, I have dreamed about power rangers. haha, though it could never match ever match this. Ever.

    February 13, 2012
    1. teejay_778

      lol. i can come up with some weird stuff.

      February 13, 2012
      1. withwings

        apparently

        February 13, 2012