my compulsive humping disorder.

This is my first blog, or whatever you want to call this. So I thought I'd make my first one as crude and fucked up as i could, just to show you what youll have to look forward to. So, this is the story of my Compulsive Humping disorder.

        As a child I did weird things. I had absolutely no shame in my game. For example, I used to take my bed covers and hang them up on my bunk bed and pretend that I was in a tent. Then I would take the softest pillow I had, take off my pants and hump it. As if that wasnt bad enough, I carried that activity to school. In kindergarten every day after recess, we would have naptime. At naptime we would grab our cotts and lie them down in a place of our preference to take a nap in. I always lied mine down next to the prettiest girl in my class. I wont share her name. But i thought she was very attractive. And everyday I would lie there and wait for her to fall asleep. After making sure that she was no longer awake, I would begin to hump my cott. My teacher would catch me and make me stand up. But one day, a mentally challenged boy in my class got in trouble at recess. His punishment was 2 swats. He recieved his punishment right before naptime. When he came in the classroom he was crying. But it was'nt a normal cry. It sounded a lot like a woman having an orgasm. And as soon as I heard the crying and looked over at the girl I fantacised about, I grew very horny. So I began to agressively hump my cott. Looking at her and listening to the mentally challenged boy crying, trying to ignore the fact that he was a boy and pretend that it was the little girl instead. The teacher caught wind of this and came over to me and snatched me up off of my cott. She took me out in the hallway, swatted me, then called my mother. Punishment at home was almost unbearable. But in a strange and almost disturbing way, I was very proud of myself.

        I would like to say that I told you guys this story because I felt like it would entertain you. If you stop to think of this situation, you may find it humorous. My lifelong dream is to become a professional comedian and writer. And even a musician. But i want to start by writing and doing stand up comedy. Please follow me and check out my videos on youtube later on when i get them uploaded.

    Thank you for reading.

    your funny ass fucking internet buddy,

    Tj Harris

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Comments (1)

  1. GiveMeAMelodyy

    Hahahahaha, I have no words!

    December 21, 2011
    1. teejay_778

      hahaha…well then..lol. Id ask you for your number, but im not a creeper like that.

      December 21, 2011
      1. GiveMeAMelodyy

        You are! Dont lie.. Titty kicking fantasy puts you in that catagory! Hahaha just kidding. Your just funny.

        December 21, 2011
        1. teejay_778

          haha. I am not at all a creeper. Ive delt with creepers before. I have a little sister and she gets plenty of them. and thanks=]

          December 21, 2011
          1. GiveMeAMelodyy

            Your welcome! I know your not, im just fucking with you.

            December 21, 2011
            1. teejay_778

              haha alright..welp ima go to bed. go check out my new story..ttyl

              December 21, 2011
              1. GiveMeAMelodyy

                Will do sir! Goodnight to you!

                December 21, 2011
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