As a human being, I have many fantasies that i would one day love to actually live out. For example, like any guy, I would love for a bus full of horny cheerleaders to pull up at my house and have a huge orgy with me. But most of my fantasies dont really make any sense. They're questionable, though provoking even. You may find yourself wondering how the fuck anyone could think like this.
So heres a fantasy that i was thinking about this morning. I'm not sure why I thought about this, or why, after thinking about it, I actually want to do it. I want to get a girl butt-naked, lie her down on my front lawn, stand back about 20 ft., then get a good run and go and kick her titty like I'm Janikowski from the fucking Raiders.