My Crazy Fantasy

        As a human being, I have many fantasies that i would one day love to actually live out. For example, like any guy, I would love for a bus full of horny cheerleaders to pull up at my house and have a huge orgy with me. But most of my fantasies dont really make any sense. They're questionable, though provoking even. You may find yourself wondering how the fuck anyone could think like this.

        So heres a fantasy that i was thinking about this morning. I'm not sure why I thought about this, or why, after thinking about it, I actually want to do it. I want to get a girl butt-naked, lie her down on my front lawn, stand back about 20 ft., then get a good run and go and kick her titty like I'm Janikowski from the fucking Raiders.

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Comments

  1. ICARUSTIC

    Ahhhh that’s revealing. For me it says you have some kind of deep resentment against your mother

    December 20, 2011
  2. GiveMeAMelodyy

    Dang, Id hate to be your girl. Crazy, : ) My fantasy consist’s Myself, a hotel room, and a sexy Irish man.. I’m a simple person. Kick her titty? That sounds so painful. Hahaha this is funny.

    December 20, 2011
    1. teejay_778

      haha. well i dont really wanna do this, honestly..just tryin to make you guys laugh. and btw. Im irish…hahaha

      December 20, 2011
      1. GiveMeAMelodyy

        Haha how ironic! I laughed, im sure others didnt. its your post, so fuck it. Go kick you some tittys!

        December 21, 2011
        1. teejay_778

          I’d like to meet a girl dumb enough to actually let me do that shit…haha..like..i probably wouldnt do it…the the though of actually kicking a titty is fucking hilarious.

          December 21, 2011
          1. GiveMeAMelodyy

            Hahaha I thought it was funny. Im sure you will find one dumb one, there is so many out there to choose from. : )

            December 21, 2011
            1. teejay_778

              haha this is true.

              December 21, 2011
              1. GiveMeAMelodyy

                I speak truth.

                December 21, 2011