my girlfriend.

my girlfriend is full blooded cherokee. when she starts getting cocky im like. get in the tent bitch. shes like, fine id rather sleep there, it takes me back...then i go out there four hours later with a gun and shoot her in the leg and say. get the fuck out bitch i live here now. Im white this is mine now....then I move the tent to the other side of the yard and im like, here i reserved a spot for you. then I build a tree house where I can watch her just in case she decides she wants equality.....Im like, put down the spear whore I have an A-K. And I will blow your tits off....

 

 

 

think this is wrong.....then you should never see me do stand-up.

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