Everyone has used the phrase "that is some fucked up shit". And to me, that is such a profound thing to say as far as things to say go. And when you stop to think about it. When would saying that be appropriate. And I could only come up with one situation. I'm going to tell it as if it actually happened. This may not be funny to you. But this is more like an observation.
One day I was taking a shit. Not a normal shit. It was one of those shit where it feels like your fucking stomach is going to fall out of your ass. So, two of these giant ass turds come out of my ass. And i got off of the toilet to wipe my ass. Before I could actually wipe my ass I heard the toilet water splashing. So, I turned around to see what the fuck was going on. And the fucking turds had come to life and began to fight. One of them was slightly bigger than the other. So the other one was naturally a faster fighter. Just picture this for a second. These fucking giant ass pieces of shit have grown arms, legs, eyes, mouths, every fucking thing that humans have, except theyre shit. And theyre having a full on fucking fist fight. The bigger ones name is Dicksnot, the smaller one is Wheasle Tit. Dicksnot is, at this point, kicking Wheasle Tits ass. He knocks him down, gets on top of him and start pounding on his head with his fist. Then Wheasle Tit gets lucky and catches an open spot on Dicksnot and takes the shot. Wheasle Tit is now taking the lead. Hes fuckin Dicksnots ass up. Theres shit blood everywhere. Finally, after much abuse on both ends, Dicksnot picks up the lid on the top of the toilet and begins to beat Wheasle Tit with it. Hes destroying him. His face is practically gone. And finally Wheasle Tit is dead. Hes been horribly disconfigured...............and thus i was appropriately able to say....that is some fucked up shit.